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The biggest blackest dick known to man kind.
I was with this guy last nite and he had a gods pole.
Skinny dick, big foreskin. Typically unsightly. Looks like the skin could be painted and used as a flag. Skin gets so worn that it's hard to get laid. Usually can't get a date so they gotta masturbate. Some times there is lube, some times there ain't. Before you know it your foreskin inflates.
Example 1: "I was going to go down on the guy, but he wiped out a real Flag Pole. It was long but the skin was so floppy I almost gagged on it. I'd be surprised if he even felt it at all."
Example 2: "Today I showed my patriotism online. Painted my dick and foreskin like a Flag Pole and snapped a picture in the wind. They got more of a laugh out of it than anything."
When a boy or girl sucks dick
Boy: man I need a good pole waxing
Girl: I would love to be ur pole waxer
When someone try to collect as many weapons and perks in an online game without leveling up, so they have an advantage over other players of the same level.
He has been at level 38 for over a week. He is pole-sitting so he can win more events and beat people to improve his stats.
When shawty eats ice, and then put your balls in her mouth as the shrivel up.
Hey Emily, make sure to get a 20lbs bag of ice for tonight. I’m in need of a South Pole.
When your dick is so small your in biology class in hopes of stealing a microscope to help you masturbate.
Jeff: "Hah! Jones is a biology major!"
Jake: "LMAO what a No-pole-an LOL!"
like im not doing it
-go to class... its po/pole im not going in there/Cincinnati term