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The surprise that occurs when sitting down on a freezing toilet seat.
I got cold stromboli when taking a shit on our skiing trip.
The utter opposite and a true antonym to hot sex
A retarded and way worse version of appealing bodily needs compared to beating your meat
That whore nearly bit off my weiner, it was so horrible I came up with a term for it: cold sex
When a girl doesn't want to get laid you've been cold crotched
When Mark didn't clean the snow off the truck for Lucy knowing she could reach, she cold crotched him.
When you put a rectal thermometer in the freezer and then flip a coin to see who’s ass the thermometer goes in, they call the coin flip The Cold War.
They did The Cold War to decide who started first for beer pong.
Pulling one testicle of ones pants to show to a friend as an elaborate prank
Hey Jerry look a cold meatball (pointing at Tom's lap)
EWWW Why is your left nut out
HAHAHAHA JERRY YOU GOT PRANKED SO GOOD
Someone that is a straight clown / bozoe
Yo that dude Paul is a cold meatball
Cld M is an immaculate rapper who wants to F### love, cold m plays baskteball and has a gaming chair from his stepdad. cold M goes BAWW
YO dude have you seen cold M he was sooooo immaculate