Mexican speed monkey

When a person does a line of any snorted drug off of a monkey's ass then licks the anis of the monkey

Dude I did a Mexican speed monkey last night

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Standard Speed Test

A gay typing test that is a annoying wrong judgement of your typing skills.

Blayney this standard speed test is crap!

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Speed Boat-ing

1. To procrastinate to the point of avoiding the thing completely
2. To do a job so badly nobody wants it, anyway.

Boss: What is this shit?
Employee: I was Speed Boat-ing...
Boss: You're fired!!!

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The Speed Of Tom Araya

The act of singing a Slayer song perfectly, the speed, lyrics, and pitch correct. No one mortal being can do this, except for Tom Araya, who is superhuman.

Originally thought up by Johnny Qyxzzy

Slayer Fan 1: Hey dude, can you go at the speed of Tom Araya?

Slayer Fan 2: I wish! No one can, man.

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high speed dsl's

1) exceeding dsls and dial up at an exceedingly high rate.

2) having dsls and performing filatio at an excedingly high speed

Sharky's high speed dsl's left my shaft soft and flacid

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Speed racer fan

A person with little to no taste in film quality. Commonly believe it is the best film, but could not be more wrong.

I pushed a speed racer fan off a bridge…thank god!

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hillbilly speed bump

It is an armadillo, sometimes called hillbilly speed bumps due to the fact that they come out of nowhere and if you were to run over one, it sometimes causes a rocking effect that occurs going over a regular speed bump.

Passenger: ARMADILLIO!
Driver: NO, THATS A HILLBILLY SPEED BUMP!
(Passenger puts seatbelt on)

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