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a cold-hearted bitch. tends to cheat on her boyfriends and fucks her best friends boyfriend's behind their back. a major cuck. pathological liar who only does what she wants. gives zero fucks about anybody else in her life.
"Oof that girl reminds me of Olivia Simon"
Simon has a massive bald spot and needs help
Keshav: Simons bald spot is so hot
Lincoln: You know it i would lick his bald spot
Simon kalivoda is the best, funniest, hottest character in fear street he didn't deserve to die ofc. He's also jaslenes bf (I'll share ig 🙄🙄) anyways he's so hot and i just love him you probably do to whoever is reading this would love him anyways bye for now
"Who's Simon kalivoda?"
"Hes the hottest dead person ever"
Someone West Point picked up not knowing he’s a bit of a gay guy. Once he saw that lacrosse guys 9 inch cock drop he was in aw. “I might drop the soap a few times to get the experience”
To intentionally fall asleep shortly during a lecture whilst being hungover.
So i was at a club last night, and I did a Simon today during General Linguistics!
Someone having an erected penis to a woman named “Simone”
Att Börja gråta av att bli ställd en fråga
Fabian gjorde en simon gunnar på spanskan