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Jacob Sartorius

He is most cancerous, cracker 5-yr-old to hit social media. Says "I love you" on twitter to complete strangers which won't matter to him in 1 million years because their making his garbage ass popular. His fanbase of 3-yr-olds will strangle you over there phone/laptop screen if you talk shit about their god, Jacob. Jacob is also the worst roaster in history after the RiceGum incident.

"Jacob Sartorius tried to roast RiceGum."
"Rice isn't the one who needs milk, Jacob is still sucking on his mothers tit."

by MelissaMagnificent February 25, 2016

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Jacob

Jacobs are scumbags.

Always puts hoes before bros, spends a fortune on shit clothes, can't drive to save their life.

Never trust Jacob

Was speaking to this guy earlier, seemed a right twat.

What was he called, I might know him?

I dunno but I reckon he's a Jacob.

by The Tinkler June 3, 2020

1๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jacob

Jaco the best cousin anyone could ask for very loving and kind

Jacob is the best

by Poopowchsmell December 27, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


jacob

Mean bitchy d-bag with a giant ego and believes in god

Jacob is a little shit with a giant ego

by Pannejne June 19, 2018

1๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jacob

Jacob is a kind but shy person but he is very tuff and ready to throw down at any time but for good reasons, he helps his friends if needed he's very blunt but a good friend over all

Guy 1:Hay did you here what jacob did
Guy 2: no why happend

Guy 1: he beat the shit out of that one dude because he was picking on a friend of his
Guy 2: he is a guy that u don't mess with man watch out or git 9n his good side or else

by Jake90isdope April 24, 2018

1๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jacob

Small penis, RIP

Damn Jacob has a small penis

by BigBootyJoe November 8, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jacob

A caring person that would look good with a blond that he has known his whole life.

I love that guy Jacob ! Sucks he is taken by that hottie Ella

by Lover578 March 2, 2017

1๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž