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A phenomenon common to TV sitcoms and commercials, but occasionally occuring in real life wherein an overweight or otherwise unattractive male seems to have obtained a mate of much greater attractivesness. The syndrome is named for the character "Doug Heffernan" from the TV series "King of Queens", but is also visible in other shows such as "Seinfeld" and "(most especially) "The Drew Carey Show".
Did you see that couple? It was a classic case of Heffernan Syndrome!
also acceptable:
That dude is such a Heffernan; she's too good for him!
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When likeable fictional character turns into a sad, depressing or annoying character.
Also known as FOBA syndrome and Frodo Baggins syndrome
Ever since Jane died, Jesse has had such a Frodo syndrome!
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is usually contracted when you hangout with someone named alex. is also called allen transmitted disease ( ATD)
oh no you are hanging out with allen you now have allen syndrome
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After a night of heavy drinking, late night eating and smoking cigarettes the following morning one wakes up, drinks some coffee and inevitably craps really really badly. The Vortex Syndrome occurs when crapping and being hung over one puts one's head in one's hands to assuage the headache yet in turn moves one's nose closer to one's anus. At this point the stink from the shit one is taking violently wafts upward out of the bowl consequently hitting one directly in the face, usually while one is taking deep breaths in through the nose and out through the mouth. Side effects of the Vortex Syndrome always include violent ralphing (throwing up), intense head and stomach ache and fierce, pathetic crying.
Mr. Andrews (on telephone): Hey, Alf? It's your boss, Mr. Andrews, I've noticed you're not at your desk and it's half past 10, is everything all right?
Alf: Absolutely not, I had the Vortex Syndrome this morning. I can't stop crying.
Mr. Andrews:.......Daaammmnn.
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When an individual of a society comes within 10 miles radius of Moksh Dhawan, the member faces numerous ejaculations and orgasms, which leads them to possibly die due to excessive reduction of potassium, phosphorus, and water. This always leads to rising heart rates, sweaty palms, dilated pupils and possible fainting.
This can be cured by ejaculating to Moksh Dhawan's pictures between 12-3 A.M. for 1 month (31 days, 32 for good luck) without fail. This exercise allows you to develop immunity to the hotness which is Moksh Dhawan.
Lad 1: I was walking down the street the other day and saw Moksh Dhawan
Lad 2: What happened then?
Lad 1: My pants got wet, and then I realised I am suffering from Moku Syndrome.
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1) The coincidental nature of happening to appear at historical events.
2) The pathological need to wind up at America's big moments.
1) How lucky to have appeared at the last five public appearances of John Lennon before he was shot. She must have Gump Syndrome.
2) He feels the necessity to always show up when presidents make speeches. I think he has Gump Syndrome.
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Like Stockholm Syndrome, whereby one falls in love with the captor, except in this case, one falls for a six-years-senior doler with no future.
'Aw, man, did you see her and Gary lately?'
'Yeah man, she's got Shipway syndrome'
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