shipway

Shipway means Some dickhead with a 2 ft girlfriend

Cawh shipway

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Shipway Scale

A measurement of tiredness, one being extremely wide awake and 10 being oh my god i am about to fall into a coma.

Yaaawn, I'm about an 8 on the Shipway Scale...you?

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Shipway Syndrome

Like Stockholm Syndrome, whereby one falls in love with the captor, except in this case, one falls for a six-years-senior doler with no future.

'Aw, man, did you see her and Gary lately?'
'Yeah man, she's got Shipway syndrome'

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Shipwayed

When you click into a report and realise it is wrote in a complicated manner and the only thing is if comparable to is like being stuck in a maze.

Your brain struggles to remain active and you become confused.

Joan- have you managed to review and complete that report?
You- Sorry, no. I have been shipwayed