I'll put a tail on you

To fuck someone from behind . Can be used as a chat up line or as a warning / threat .

Girl : hey wanna come over tonight ??

Boy : yea - ill put a tail on you girl

Bouncer : your too drunk , your not coming in

Customer : shut up ya dull cunt - I'll put a tail on you !!

National Pig Tail Day

Day in which girls wear thier hair up in pig tails in celebration. One of the best holidays of the year. Usually celebrated in the Continental United States on December 3rd. Braided or not.

On December 3rd, I will be wearing my hair in pig tails for National Pig Tail Day.

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bunny tail

when a guy only takes half a crap, the girl paints it white while pecking on it with her nose

"Yo that girl just bunny tail me!"

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Argentinean tale / Argentinean tail

A story and result of an elected official's extramarital international affairs. In U.S. political sex lore, commonly associated with a South Carolina governor on a quest for marital redemption, who instead finds a path to adultery, infidelity and world confession.

A political Cad story making a mockery of Conservative Family Values as the founding doctrine of a Republican politician.

The press interview of a male slut after an international vacation.

Political hypocrisy with a sad apologetic face and a happy penis.

"Hey Joe, let's grab some brewskis and ask our lovely wives if we can go on a South American vacation to come back with our own Argentinean tales of Argentinean tail."
..."No Max, that's for politicians, I prefer to keep my truck, guns and trailerhouse without fighting over them in the divorce. And that's my Argentinean tale / Argentinean tail, and I'm sticking to it."

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Canadian Beaver Tail

A person performing a sexual act involving an uncircumcised male and a partner with a particularly hairy anus.

The partner may be either male or female as long as the prerequisite of having sufficient hair around the anus is met.

The person acting as the Canadian Beaver Tail approaches the partner from behind with the foreskin retracted, making contact between the anus and the exposed glans. Once contact is established the foreskin is once again pulled over the head of the penis fusing both individuals together.

"Hey, I think that anonymous human #1 passed out in the bathroom."
"Yup, looks like it's time for a Canadian Beaver Tail" *anonymous human #2 proceeds to mount anonymous human #1 in the aforementioned fashion and becomes the Canadian Beaver Tail*

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pig tail light bulb

The dumb version of describing a florescent light bulbs that is twisted thanks to ENERGY STAR

I hate those new light bulbs!! You know the ones that look like pig tail light bulbs?

oh you mean the energy saving bulbs

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Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail

A term most commonly used amongst the sexually active elderly to describe a gentleman who’s pubic hair has gone white, long and untamed - completely hiding his penis, visually resembling the tail of a lamb. He gives his lady one pump in her front door and one pump in her back door (two shakes) before losing his erection and calling it a night. His lady is less than satisfied, but it’s better than nothing.

“Bernie, are you and Irene coming to bingo?”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”

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