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When A mouth covers the penis sucks lick's and creates pleasure
Hannah : Thanks Chad for taking me out your so sweet!
Chad : And thank you Hannah for sucking my dick your so sweet!
Hannah : Uh im not giving you a Blow Job for taking me to Burger King!
Chad : FINE pay for your own burger BITCH!
Hannah : You asshole I have no money on me!
Chad : Well looks like Chad is getting a Blow Job!
Hannah : FINE! Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Oh Hannah your hair is so soft it makes me even harder! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Hannah : Are we done now?
Chad : No sweetie MORE!
Hannah : Uhhh! Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Ohhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Hannah : So gross did you have to give me a facial!
Chad : Oh baby just think of it as a free milkshake!
Steve : Wow Hannah your so lucky giving Chad a Blow Job at Burger King I wish I was you!
Hannah : Shut The Fuck Up!
Chad : So Steve how about a Blow Job?
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Oh Steve! Oh Steve! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Burger King Manager : HEY GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKIN FAGS!
Chad : No Problem we are done!
Steve : Mmmm! Yummy Milkshake!
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When a female uses her high heels (preferably stilletto's) to step on a male's bare testicles to the point of piercing.
1. She was so pissed off, he deserved those love blows.
2. He took three showers to get the blood off his scrotum after he recieved those love blows
3. Girl: "NO he didn't! Where's my heels, I'm givin' that punk love blows."
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The act in after anal intercourse one affixes the lips of the mouth to the anus and proceeds to blow as if inflating a balloon.
Jay just gave Mary a Colon Blow
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The act of two gay men switching off at giving each other blowjobs. Much like 69-ing, except the sex acts are not simultaneous.
Student #1: I heard a janitor caught the principal and the physics teacher trading blows in the teacher's lounge during fifth period today...
Student #2: So that's what kids are calling it these days...
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a sexual act where a man or woman snorts a line of coke off of an erect penis and then proceeds to deep throat it or give head.
Jenny did a line of blow yesterday and as a result she had no coke left...but her boyfriend was happy he got his dick sucked.
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The process in which as person, pulls down their pants, faces the people in the room, bend over, spread their butt cheeks, and fart as hard as they can...smells 3X worse than just farting.Blowing ass.
-Derek got on his desk in study hall and started blowing ass.
-Go blow ass Gracie!
-Your presentation was good but it could have been better if you had blown ass.
-He blew ass and it smelled horrible.
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Dude, after those Coors Lights last night I have been blowing ass all fucking day.
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