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John: Jenny wants me to spend two-thousand dollars to be bored for five days at her cousin's wedding in Australia.
Me: She's forcing an owl to jog at noon.
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A member of the black community, obsessed with Air-Force One shoes, who cannot seem to keep a hold of his/her Air-Force One medallions.
Sean: Hey Steve.
Steve: Yeah?
Sean: Found another Air-Force One.
Steve: lolniggerzLOLrolf
Sean: Yeah man, seriously.
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an absolutly smashing show on Adult Swim...about 3 (or 4) totally awesome dudes: Meatwad, Frylock, and the fantabulous Master Shake (and Carl) its a show pretty much about these dudes doin nothing and gettin into deep shit...fuckin hillarious!!
cool person: did you watch aqua teen hunger force last night?
not cool person: what is that?
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Aqua Teen Hunger Force (ATHF) is HILLARIOUS! If you haven't seen it yet, make a note to watch it. It is genius. I mean, a walking talking human sized milkshake, thats awesome! Also a floating box of fries and an uncooked wad of meat? Its great, one of the greatest things to happen to TV. I think carl is the funniest character on there.
In the words of carl: "Are ya kiddin'? Aqua Teen Hunger Force is Frickin Awesome! Now get the hell off my lawn."
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Battlefield 2, except with a few different weapons, new skins and silly accents.
Also, more green.
"Here at EA, we strive to make the BF2 Multiplayer even more frustrating in Battlefield 2: Special Forces, by introducing numerous little gizmos dangerous in the hands of every new player. Flashbangs to fuck everyone up, tear gas to make a dumb person cry as their computer's graphics suddenly warp, zip lines to turn everyone into 007, and grappling hooks that would hold the most avid, wanna- be Batman Battlefield 2-er. Also, more terrorists."
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A insanely funny show consiting of 3 characters: Frylock Meatwad and one of the best, coolest and funniest characters every created Master shake.
master shake always insults meatwad
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Joint Task Force 2 is a Canadian Special Operations unit responsible for federal counter-terrorism. It was formed in 1993 when the Canadian Forces took control of federal counter-terrorism. JTF2's mission is to resolve potential incidents that could effect Canada's national security.
Even though the unit's primary function is counter-terrorism its role has expanded to fullfill more conventional jobs likened to the British SAS and United States Delta Force.
American: Canada has special forces!?!?!
Canadian: Yep, Joint Task Force 2, it's just not as publicized.
American: God damn, what next!? Canada having a Wal-mart! HA!
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