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Person 1: Have you seen the pee pee poo poo man around lately I’ve been tryna have a word with him?
Person 2: No, I am the Pee Pee Poo Poo man.
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To tell someone to piss off without using the word itself.
Normally said by a nervous French teacher (who assumes everyone is his mate/if he is cornish, pronounced meat) to students on the back row having a laff-and-a-giggle meat.
"Look meat alrite, if you don't want to be here, just...just...PEE OFF MEAT!"
*everyone walks out*
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Both guilty, or share equal blame or fault.
I thought that you were the one that was supposed to apoligize first, well I'm not going to go first; so, pee on you, pee on me.
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a rag used by teenage or preteen kids used for a bedsheet. it consists of a high fiber durable clothe that can hold up to 2 liters of piss. often used after kid has been hit prolongdly for peeing the bed. after mothers and fathers have put up with it long enough.
"Cesar! Pick up this damn pee rag its starting to stink up this fucking room!"
"Little billy keeps peeing the bed Bill. we need to get him a pee rag."
"Damn it somebody wash the damn Pee rag"
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when asian society melts the western white society. usually do to the fact that white people cannot handle the intelligence of asians.
white dude: YES! my parents are going to be so happy i got a 3.6 GPA this semester!
asian chick: i got a 4.1
white: why you gotta be peeing in the snow?
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The urine excreted from herbivorous insects of the suborder Caelifera in the order Orthoptera - aka the grasshopper. It is fabled in The Flood that drinking 3 quarts per day of grasshopper pee will stop the aging process, allowing eternal life. It was known in ancient times as "the Peelixir of Life". Its common street name is "GP". Some members of The Flood believe grasshopper pee does not exist based on their disbelief in insect urethras.
Bob: Hey Bill, watcha doin'?
Bill: Drinkin' grasshopper pee.
Bob: Oh, okay.
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When you get really wasted, crash at someone of the opposite sex's apartment, pee in their bed unknowingly in your sleep, and sketch bounce in the morning. You also may or may have not made out that night. You're not too sure because you blacked out and they chose to sleep on the couch.
"I blacked out last night and my pants and his bed were wet this morning. He's my pee boo"
"Gotta get my pee boo back"
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