Your pains is someone who you date, talk to, have a crush on, or mess with. Pains can be the equivalent of a significant other when used in a sentence.
See that guy over there? I want him to be my pains.
Oh my God, dont look it's my old pains.
Oh look girl, there goes your pains.
A one-word sentence that indicates any misfortune, often used sarcastically to imply the speaker is not actually that pained, but is still contemplating about their life choices regardless.
Joe: Did you do the assignment that's due in 4 minutes?
Joseph: pain.
Student 1: "I forgot to do the assignment"
Student 2: "pain."
This is another word for something being fine for instance a woman
An illusion made by the government.
A: I stubbed my toe, it really hurts.
B: *Gasp* You believe in pain?