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Sticky ooze within the butt crack
His ass gum stained his underpants
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A common condition in which the ass crack and crotch becomes overly moist, sweaty, and stinky from one or all of the following:
- sweating on a hot day
- not bathing enough
- long day of work, sports, play
- incomplete wipe due to rush or laziness
The crack will often feel squishy, wet, unpleasant, and itchy. It is recommended to take a bath with soap to sanitize the condition.
Example:
After a long day of moving furniture. "I need to go home and take a shower before I get swamp ass."
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(noun) solid bodily waste discharged through the anus
1)
"Get the fuck out of the bathroom, I gotta lay some ass cable...NOW!"
2)
"What a rude bastard. I don't enjoy looking at ass cable when I go to take a piss. Next time, fuckhead, flush the toilet."
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A woman's gluteus maximus that is mainly constructed of cellulite. Due to the lack of muscle the ass is covered in dimples, loose spots, and has an appearance that resembles the moon: a cratered surface.
"Yo I heard you got with Sarah, how was that fat ass of hers?"
"Shit was nasty dude! Bitch's ass was filled with dimples and it was loose as fuck!"
"Damn, really! I never thought Sarah would have moon ass!"
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The numbing horrible pain you get in your lower back and ass that comes from sitting in a chair to long at a movie theater.
Holy Shit Lord of the Rings really gave me "Movie Ass"
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A donkey that breaks into buildings to steal valuables.
The city police arrested Donald Donkey last night. They say he's a serial ass burglar.
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A gay or bi boy, who is always hungry for, needs or is getting dick. Symptoms include an emptiness in your ass where a cock would be.
Person 1: where is Justin?
Person 2: riding dick, ever since he got that good dick, all he does is have sex. He’s so ass hungry.
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