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National send titty pictures day
You gotta send Titty pics yo your bf bc it’s august 15th
International Marisol Nichols Day
“What day is it?”
“August 15th, known as international Marisol Nichols day”
August 2nd is when all the hot people were born. Everyone born on this day is amazing, caring, kind and the type of person you want to be around. Get yourself a boyfriend or girlfriend born on this day and keep them o he point of marriage
Person 1: omg did you see that girl I heard she was born on August 2nd
Person 2: of course she was she's gorgeous!
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the art of fucking cowboys in the summertime
"damn y'all i had the most amazing austin august last night"
yo he got that fuckin SCHMEAT tho, like damn daddy did you rob the butcher for that hamhock or are you just slanging the spoils of the hunt. You could choke a goddamn hippo with that hog.
Andrew August wakes up in the morning, fully erect with the salute of a thousand men, ready to bless the earth with his girth.
National slap your bestfriend day
You: slaps friend*
Friend: why did you slap me?
You: it’s 27 August National slap your best friend day!
is the international Henpecked Man's Day. Men who haven't bend to women yet, are u serious?
congratulations on 6 August! You're acting like pussy, henpecked!