Facebook first rights

When a friend adds one of your friends, and you are the only mutual friend between them, everything that your friend does with the other friend must go through you.

Matt: "Erin wants to meet up Friday, is it alright if I hang with her?"

Sam: "No!"

Matt: "Why?"

Sam: "Facebook first rights!"

Matt: "Aw, fuck you!"

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First Floor North

The best fucking floor in Fowle Hall. Home to the coolest cats and the best fucking drugs at mercersburg. The guys who live there get straight A's and still manage to get so high at night that they need spotters to ensure that they do not think that they are superman and decide to fly off of the roof.

Guy one "hey, where do you want to live next year?"

Guy Two, "First floor north you fucking idiot!"

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from first to last

one of the best bands ou there in my opinion (i dont care what you think thats what i think)
USED TO BE sonny matt travis and derek
it isnt the same fftl without sonny =

and fyi the real lyrics ARE NOT
ive been hiding behind the shadows
ive been waiting in the dark

they ARE
hiding behind the shadows
ill be waiting in the dark

actually LISTEN to the song and you will hear it!!

from first to last songs-

ride the wings of pestilence (love this song!)

and we all have a hell

note to self

the latest plague

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first person shooter

a game where you shoot beavers and such

i shoot beavers in first person shooters

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first person shooter

teh best kind of game to play

I love those fucking games like Halo

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Pouring the milk first

THE WRONG WAY TO GO !! aka Something a dumb ass catastrophic bimbo does

Katy: hey Sara do you want some cereal

Sara: yeah sure, but why are you pouring the milk first, the cereal obviously goes first bimbo 🙄

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First World Problems

Problems only experienced by wealthy people

And don't talk about the cap of Gil , people who have ocd can't see 999.999.999 what is this? - Raza Lee 2019
That's like, the definition of First World Problems right there

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