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A person or collective that enjoys the grouping of small stubby penises.
You heard about that new girl apparently she’s a chode wrangler
Slang for da timbies, used to express a mad skilled player.
Oatmeal “Broooo that kids fucking egg chode man... did you just see him body that blind kid.” Cpet “ what a fucking faggot man those blind kids glasses are sooo gay coach!!!!!”
A grotesque, misformed and unrecognisable penis damaged by chronic masterbation.
It's disturbing shape and colour is only eclipsed by its horrendous, unrelenting and offensive smell.
God sake Nick! Fucking put your smelly chode away. There are children around.
A term referring to those with penies so small that they feel the need to apply a lift kit to their 2wd pickup trucks.
"Wait, Hayden's lifted ranger is two wheel drive? What a chode launcher..."
Formal: "My good sir, is your pickup lacking a transfer case? What are you? A chode launcher?"
1. A really short nasty ponytail, usually seen on dirty old men or hipster douchebags
2. A person who is an enormous tool.
That guy is super creepy. Look at his chode pony!
Dude, you're such a chode pony.
Someone who rules all the small dicks.
Someone with the smallest dick in your group of friends.
No need to measure just take a wild guess.
Them: Hey bro
You: Hey Chode King
Them: MY DICKS BIG THOUGH
You: mmhmm...
a large friend who has the characteristics or qualities of being a fat person, is liked by many, has many features that make him (in some cases her) able to be funny like a fat person; fat friend who is wider than they are tall
Friend: Dude youre such a tommy-chode
Other Friend: Prolly so dude but you love me for my belly
Friend: Come here my big sweaty hairy tommy-chode
Other Friend: Uh huh huh huh