Couch

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I'm going to couch tsm.

Couch

A place where your dad loses his spare change and wallet sometimes if your lucky.

Bob: Hey Kelly I need some money can you make a distraction while I go check inside the couch?
Kelly: Ok.
Bob: Oh cool dads wallet is here were gonna buy so many diabetes.

Couch

(Possibly older urban slang) It’s what you put on top of a scoop of ice cream or a sundae, indiscernible from what can be found from reaching under the cushions of a couch, scooping up what you can, and sprinkling it on top of said frozen treat.

Girl let’s go to the Tasty Freeze...I want me a BIG ASS bowl of soft serve chocolate with couch.

couch

ass rest

someone that let's people get away with things because they don't have a backbone to stand up for themselves.

you're couch

Couch

The best. Very loud. Super extravagant

I just got this weed from ol boy. Shit couch than a mothafucka

Couch

The most comfy thing you could buy.

“This couch is so comfy!!”

Couch

The best thing you could sit on

“ Aw man! I really need to sit on the couch, bro!”