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The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.
Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"
Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."
Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."
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Someone who tries to have a lot of friends and become popular over facebook. Some symptoms include consistently posting inspirational statuses, too many pictures, liking everything. Self explanatory name.
Oh my goodness he's such a facebook tryhard
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A facebook tickle, or a fickle, is a feeble attempt at a frape often by a girl to one of her close friends, which has no serious implications, and may even benefit the 'victim'.
''Luv *friends name* soooo much!!! bbf4lyf 2k11 hehehehe''
''dude is that meant to be a frape? more like a facebook tickle''
''could be getting fraped right now but i'll let him off...''
''pussy! shoulda just fraped him, that's just a fickle! :P''
''fickle?
''facebook tickle >.<''
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Someone who uses facebook for the sole purpose of complaining about his or her life even though their problems are minimal compared to that of society.
Jake: My life sucks and nobody likes me. All I do is play video games and get on facebook.
Rodney: Dude, people have it a lot worse than you do. At least you have internet access and gaming systems. All you are is a facebook complainer. Shut the fuck up and quit feeling sorry for yourself cause no one else does.
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1. Backing up your pals on facebook by repeating some of their words, to make it seem like they're a rapper.
Simon Smith
sick of the builders drilling outside my window, I'm bout to go out there and break some hard hats
Frank Jones
BREAK SOME HARD HATS!
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Sally Brown
stop posting statuses about bieber you morons
Katie Gardener
MORONS! YEAH!
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Chris Turner
baww I'm so hungry gonna get some toast
Jack Harper
GET SOME TOAST! RESPECT IT!
Chris Turner
jack what are you doing?
Jack Harper
I was facebook hypemanning
Chris Turner
I wish you were dead
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a feeling of intense or growing anger brought on by other Facebook users' comments or posts. Such behavior might include sarcasm, verbal insults, name calling, making threats, or, in extreme situations, yo momma insults. Facebook rage can lead to excessive Googling in search of supporting facts, incorrect quotations, screaming at your computer, throwing your phone out the window, high blood pressure, twitching eyes, and insomnia.
Why does Jesse look so bad this morning?
She was up all night with Facebook rage when Nate asked why people would oppose gay marriage, and then someone responded that marrying children and animals would be next.
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To systematically offend all of ones friends on Facebook causing them all to de-friend you.
Joe was sick of Facebook and all the stupid things his friends would Say on the site so he decided to commit Facebook suicide.
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