Do gingers have souls

A deep philosophical question, it's the questioning of whether or not hair colouring effects your spiritual aspects in any form. Gingers are particularly a curious bunch and the Grand Council is constantly debating whether or not they even have souls, let alone how powerful or potent it is.

The current conclusion is "maybe" although current tests are so far proving negative results. After several sacrifices of volunteering gingers, soul value has yet to be seen. Grand Council member Isaac Pincledic has documented this and has come to the conclusion they probably don't, or if so it's smaller than your average Wisp or Fairy.

"Being a Ginger is basically the gods' way of saying 'Fuck you' it seems" Dr. Pincledic explained. "We are still testing however, as we got one soul so far. Selective breeding camps have been made, now we just play the waiting game."

These camps found at the centre of Mount Doom are now the primary testing/sacrificial grounds, they allow the Grand Council to test with various types of gingers in various demographics. Promising news was found in which several "Ginger Grannies" were found to indeed possess soul value, Dr. Pincledic has come to the conclusion that the reason these grandmas are so sweet is because of the rise in soul value, further testing as been initiated.

"We must ask ourselves. Do gingers have souls?"
"Gingers have souls!"
"Only the grannies"

~Argument between a meme and Isaac Pincledic.

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i have crippling depression

a line said by the famous youtuber Idubbbz

(jumps on wheelchair) I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION!

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have fun flipping burgers

Said seriously or jokingly on forums when someone is doing poorly in school and notifies others of it, even for slight failures that will obviously not have a big impact on their education, such as a 3.9 GPA.

"I just got an 80 on an AP physics test..."

"Lmfao have fun flipping burgers."

i will DL and have a look

The process of downloading, and having a look.

It is quickly becoming the new standard of the internet. Many who have downloaded, forget to look.

Derived from empornium.

kallazz: I will DL and have a look.
ThongGoblin: Apparently he'll download and have a look.
hancomp: Hey kallazz...did you DL and have a look?

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Have you met Ted?

An introductory technique initiated by a single person's Wingman, first seen in the CBS Comedy "How I Met Your Mother". The Wingman gains the attention of a prospective partner for their friend, by tapping them on the shoulder, and then stating only the line "Haaaaave you met Ted?" (substituting the name of "Ted", the main protagonist of the show, with the name of the single person), and then walking away, leaving the newly acquainted pair to continue a conversation. This technique is often done to the dismay of the single person.

*Wingman Taps random on the Shoulder*
"Have you met Ted?"
Random: "No, I haven't---"
Wingman walks away.
Ted: "Hi, I'm Ted"
Random: "Hi, I'm Cindi".

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have the day you deserve

In other words, you are a terrible person who brings nothing but negativity and unpleasantness to everyone around you so I hope your day is just as negative and unpleasant as you are

You have the day you deserve ma’am

Go fuck yourself respectfully

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I have to drop a Boesch

Taking a shit

I will be back, I have to drop a Boesch

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