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A Wizzle Panda that loves to hibernate in a nice bed of bamboo but is always ready to partake in a good J.
Mike: Hobo Panda Bear, can I come over and play Wii with you?
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.
the people who go to john brown university in siloam springs
Luke, you can’t go to JBU. That school is for sand hobos.
A bed hobo is a person, whom once in bed, can’t get up and refuses to do ANYTHING for themselves.
Example of a bed hobo “I have no legs, I have no legs while clicking together empty dishes Piled by the bedside and looking longingly at a partner”
Another example of a bed hobo is someone who wakes up a sleeping partner, who has legs, to get up and get them ice cream or any other snack in the night.
A bed hobo will collect garbage around one side of the bed and then pass the garbage to a partner whenever they are getting up to go for a pee in the night.
Bed hobos may be unaware or very self aware and well strategized.
Some are sneaky and will gather up bed garage (Empty ice cream containers, bowls, drinks, cheese) on your side of the bed and claims it’s yours. Saying “you need to clean up after yourself” Hehehe
I was just at thanksgiving with my husband and he called me a bed hobo
When you go more than 5 days without showering
Guy 1: Bro you smell. are you hobo-like?
Adj: of or like or relating to hobos. Noun: a decently intelligent person behaving like a hobo, who doesn't care about what others think of them.
Go pantry fishing no dumpster diving. Don't be hobo-like or a hobo-like altogether if you care about decency.
Imagine a typical Hypixel player, imagine if they were amazing and they were cool. Basically a nice Hypixel boi.
AnEpicYeet is a Hypixel Hobo Supreme.
A meal at the beginning of the day consisting mainly of unwanted oral sex, boiled beans, and rummaging.
**Some cultures follow up with a half bottle of mouthwash or a few cap fulls of isopropyl alcohol.
Old Junkyard Bob was surprised when he awoke to Slippery Sam serving him a hobo's breakfast on Christmas morning.