homework candy

Slang for Adderall. Every college student's best friend when writing a paper in one night.

"You sure you can finish that paper tonight?"
"Yeah dude, I'll take a homework candy and bust it out no problem"

homework thoughts

Similar to shower thoughts, homework thoughts are random ideas that occur when put in a particular state of thinking via a certain condition. A bored student who's supposed to be doing his/her homework has these thoughts after at least 10 minutes of work and a lingering onset of boredom.

"I was doing my homework yesterday, and my foot went numb because I was sitting on it. Then, I realized that people with foot fetishes can do that and then pretend they're playing with someone else's feet!"

"Dude, that's a pretty awesome homework thought."

"Yeah man! Then, I went online to talk about it and procrastinate and realized I had to include the word being defined itself in the example sentences because Urban Dictionary is annoying. homework thoughts"

homework whore

A teacher who gives (way x100) too much homework.

Teacher: I won't give a lot of homework for the holidays this time. I promise, okay?

Students: Yaaas

Teacher: So just page one to five... hundred... for... the maths booklet? And an essay on the history of the royal family, a circuit diagram for an air conditioner, a German composition on the top 10 jobs you wish to have, please elaborate, the experimental table on hydrogen combustion, a repainting of Starry Night by Vincent Van Gogh, practice Canon in D on the piccolo...

Students after class: homework whore >:(

I have too much homework to do

what are you doing here than... what are u doing with ur life... or WHAT AM I EVEN DOING I ALSO HAVE AN ESSAY TO DO

Guy 1: ok now go do your homework and good luck:))
Guy 2: thanks, but I have too much homework to do...
Guy 1: smae:((

Mega homework mode

A mode in which you work extremely hard on your homework. Can be fatal

I reached mega homework mode for my science project last night and shit myself

Hippie Homework

Hippies who do not like to do homework and say 'ERMMM WHAT THE SIGMA'.

ERMMM what the sigma this Hippie Homework is not Skibidi

Nerd homework

A piece of pop/nerd culture media that has become more of a chore than a pleasure to consume.

Person 1: So, what do you think of the Harry potter series?
Person 2: I have been meaning to read the books but I never get round to it
Person 1: Yeah, I understand, it's nerd homework