Homeworkphobia

A fear of homework. Approximately 9 in every 10 students in America suffer from this disease. A cure is not found. Symptoms may include procrastination and a failing homework grade. Luckily, there is treatment. Cheat. Preferably off the Asian kid (or nerd, whichever one suits you better).

Rob: Aw fuck, I didn't do my chemistry homework.
Matt: You have homeworkphobia, don't you?
Rob: Yea, I've been suffering from it for about 7 years now.
Matt: You're not the only one, I suffer from it too. But I heard Asians don't suffer at all. Just copy off the Asian kid.
Rob: Oh yeah, I'm totally gonna pass this marking period.

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