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(Trigger Warning) Human flypaper is a leather couch that one sits on with full skin contact for a long period of time, when the foolish one finally decides to get up their skin sticks to the leather almost flencing them in the process.
Jimbob sits shirtless, his hairy back firmly planted in an insidious human flypaper apparatus of leathery evil while binge-watching "Sex and the City" for hours, then he decides to get a pizza so he stands up and starts screaming.
Use to describe someone who commonly had a desire to sleep or sleeps often.
"She's such a sleeper human, she slept the whole day away."
To be a husk. To live each and every day and not a thought pass by worth remembering. You blink, breathe, exist but none it it feels real. You look down at your hands, you see skin and you know underneath is flesh. But what's below? The soul you were promised by birth, or whatever life left you with after tearing you apart. And then the next time you look in the mirror, and you see eyes and skin and hair but you know that none of it is real. Because your not human, just living in the shell of one.
She felt like, none of it was real. It was all an illusion. She was a husk of a human.
An Internet principle of etiquette, and very well a forum/message board Golden Rule. Calls for empathy on the part of the individual about to post or comment, as to remember that what they're writing will be read by a person - and all that entails.
P1: Dude, just kill yourself.
P2: Bro, remember the human.
P1: I shall repent, brother.
A play on the actual term “dog whistle”. Messages only people in a certain group will understand. Usually racists/nazis.
“This video is a human whistle”
“Human whistle, but I agree”
A play on the actual term “dog whistle”. Messages only people in a certain group will understand. Usually racists/naz*s.
“This video is a human whistle”
“Human whistle, but I agree”
The act of simultaneously eating and defecating.
Andrew's roommates were appalled when he exited the bathroom with both empty bowels and an empty dinner plate. They would soon come around to the time-saving strategy that is the Human Landslide.