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ironic gay sex

Doesn't exist. Gay sex is gay.

Luke saying he wants ironic gay sex is luke saying he wants gay sex.

by Ben Allen tsss October 31, 2020

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Iron Chef America

A cheap rip-off of the Japanese Television show that favors the Iron Chefs and does not give contenders a fair opportunity, as shown in the Sakai Flay battle.

Wow!!! Iron Chef America really sucks compared to Iron Chef.

by Chen Kenichi March 21, 2005

54๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Behind The Iron Curtain

A phrase used to describe what you think a girl who is very conservative would look like naked.

Guy 1: What do you think is behind the iron curtain?

Guy 2: Rita? I bet she doesn't shave her vag.

Guy 1: Man that's nasty. You know I'd make sweet love to her.

Guy 2: You would make sweet love to a girl who doesn't shave her vag.

Guy 1: Man you don't know that. Nobody knows what's behind the iron curtain.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


wet iron skillet

1)fabricated expenditures; made-up handling fees; add-on taxes; fake surcharges. Costs that are made up after a price for the product, or service, has already been given. 2)A way to make more money after a price has already been given for a product or service. This process usually feels to the customer like they just got hit with a "wet iron skillet".

"Just lowball him and when he gets here we'll hit him with the wet iron skillet."

by Mr, Wundirphal April 15, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Iron La-Cross

a newly approved medal given by the German army to US army aviators (often Dustoff warrant officers) who perform outstanding feats of bravery and heroism while flying under a hail of bullets to rescue wounded Bundeswehr soldiers. Warrant officers awarded this will automatically get promoted to the rank of Captain. Awardees will wear the medal around the neck while flying.

He deserves an Iron La-Cross!

Da ist die Iron La-Cross! Unglaublich!

by Amazed Witness April 13, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ironic Poser Hipster

1. A person who dresses like a poser and also a hipster at the same time but fails to pull off either one well enough and thus ends up being ironic. They tend to wear tshirts that they buy from Threadless, converse shoes and skate shoes (particularly Vans). They also wear a lot of plaid.

2. Someone who is deliberately dressing as an ironic poser hipster for the sake of mocking actual ironic poser hipsters.

Ugh look at Amelie, she can't even dress like a poser - she's mixing in hipster in bad quantities, what an ironic poser hipster!

Christina always pulls off ironic poser hipster so ironically - she's super talented!

by haptic101124 January 10, 2010

37๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Iron Assault

A horrible fucking game that's made by mini toon but everyone likes it for some reason.

For those who don't know this game, this game is a Roblox team-based, strategy game taking place in ww2 (Unless you changed it with map editor) where you can lead your nation. In a nutshell, it's hoi4 in Roblox but it's worse than rise of nations.

First of all, this ISN'T a real-time strategy. Real-time means no turns. There are phases in the game, one for building cities and getting units, the other is to move the units. And the final one is to attack enemy nations. But this is not "real-time", these are just turns. You are limited to certain actions for a limited time, depending on the turn. For example, if you forgot to purchase units, you had to wait a stupidity long time, while not being able to get the units you desire. It's the same if you forgot to attack during a turn, and you had to wait again.

Second of all, the phases are the worst fucking part of this game. If you did shit, and you are ready to beat a small nation, you had to wait until the "attack" phase. And during the attack phase, you can invade the small nation, assuming you declared war. But surprise surprise, it's fucking France. And they have still gotten Corsica. Even though you have a ship, you can't fucking move. You can only move if you invade enemy territory. Welcome to island hopping, wait a stupid amount of years just to finally make the country surrender.

I will stop here because ud limits me.

Sad.

Iron Assault sucks. I could make a 20-minute yt video just criticizing the game alone.

by HellInferno December 25, 2021

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