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A nickname for Wolverhampton Wanderers winger Adama Traoré. The meaning of the nickname is that he has a spare key to your home, which he uses to enter said home and fuck your wife while you’re not around.
Man: Honey, I just checked the security cameras… who is that in our driveway?
Wife: What are you talking about?
Man: *notices SPRKEY license plate*
Oh god *chokes back vomit* not Mr. Spare Key
When someone drunk insists on driving home. Why waste money on an uber when god created a vehicle for you to drive?
“That sidewalk slammer didn’t even touch me. Gimme my keys!”
Imaginary key on a typical PC keyboard programs often ask you to click.
"Imaging complete press any key now"
"To continue press any key now"
a person that appears to be of average frame until they remove their garments and expose their hugeness and strength.
Jack looks like a tiny bitch boy, until its tarps off. He is low-key thicc boiii!
The result of a man experiencing a severe hangover masturbating and proceeds to ejaculate and vomit simultaneously
I think that’s Key West Chowder
Low key goated is a way of saying someone is the great something that you did not expect them to be the so good at. Often used in conjunction with “when x is the vibe…”
ME: Trevor is low key goated at CoD.
YOU: Yes. He’s so unassuming and sleeps so much you’d never know how good he was.
Key West Bitches are your typical sad hoe.
They do not particularly have much better to do, so within that time they may talketh tons of shiteth.
They hate 24/7 for reasons that have not yet been discovered.
Not all of which who reside within the tropical location of Key West, FL are indeed a Key West Bitch.
You may have other species of these also in your local hometown.
Jan: "Are they going to do anything else other than stare and talk shit?"
Mary: "No Jan, they are Key West Bitches, thats what they do."