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A mushroom stamp from a priest #BlessEm
He tried to be a nice guy by letting a drunk friend sleep-over, but he woke up with a sweaty mushroom cross.
When the head of his tiny dick is much larger than the base 🤧
I went to go suck it and he had a mushroom cloud, I couldn’t stop laughing
Someone who is extremely sensitive and looks like a mushroom
Anyone with the initials A.M.
Did you talk to Aidan today? He is a sensitive mushroom
When an uncircumcised man stretches his foreskin over the penis of a circumcised man and they both blow their loads into his foreskin. Then it mushrooms out into the uncircumcised man.
Mushroom Cupping:
When an uncircumcised man stretches his foreskin over the penis of a circumcised man and they both blow their loads into his foreskin. His load was so huge that it split my foreskin. So now we can’t mushroom cup anymore
Leaving a penis unwashed for several months until theres smegma under his crown and then letting a bitch lick it off.
A:"Damn Shalissa got that Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake"
B:"Deadass?"
A:"Deadass"
It means you are gay.
Hey, i like mushrooms
Ah so ur 💅
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a comeback insult to an overly P.C. bastard
P.C. bastard: Racist!
Comeback: Mushroom Tosser!