Hello my name is

Fill in the blank with your name.

This is what people type when testing out the clack of a keyboard that is disconnected.

"Hello my name is ___"
I typed on the keyboard at the garage sale

Names on urban dictonrary

When you search a name on urbqn dictonrary and a big wall of text comes up about how perfect people with that name are

Jarmk♡●♤■: nick is a big dicked Chad who always gets action whether hes playing foot ball or basketball 😘😘
Bigpussmasher87: cant even search names on urban dictonrary

Or my name isn't

What someone says when they are doing or going to do something, the meaning being if they don't do that, they aren't themselves.

Cool! Bikes! This will help us get to that store, or my name isn't .

obamas last name

care

person 1: whats obamas last name?
person 2: care
person 1: like obamacare?
person 2: yes

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insert name here

insert name here is a like, a TOTALLY HAWT guy/girl, who stands out among their friends, and has a great personality. They have a HUGE dick/tits and give a great eat out/blowjob. Once you lay your eyes on a(n) insert name here, you know you will hav it g00d 2nite!

Dude 1: "Shit! Not another insert name here definition"
Dude 2: "Who the fuck writes a definition about a name..."

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Tag Name

A username or other dominant identification name on a website/videogame server.

Noob: "Cool tag name, guy!"

Flaming Cows of Doom: "GTFO my server."

Noob: "Lawl!"

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Your first name

You saw that it told you to look up "your first name" so you did now there can be 2 ways you got here

you're being a smartass
you're blonde

*on urban dictionary*

*see "look up any word like your first name"*

(at this moment in your mind you think, i'm gonna be a smartass/blonde and actually search it like that)

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