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"the way you slide that wiener sockie wockies upon your wiener makes me nut. it's just like a condom. just like when rïan bounces he's little feeties.
Something that all people should buy before having sex. These little rubbers will help you not get STD's so next time you go to the store please buy some and don't end up in the hospital with an infection because u didn't want to spend $5 to buy some. Hospital bill will be more expensive.
Kids use Condoms before having sex, Make sure you check it and its still good to use.
Use a goddamn rubber for your dick to enjoy a night with a hoe
Hoe: Aughhh HARDER DADDY *MOANS"
BABY PLZ FASTER, DONT STOP * MOANS LOUDLY"
Condom
Something that your parents forgot to use
Person 1 : “ fuck you ! “
Person 2 : “ your parents don’t want you ! Too bad the condom fucking snapped ! “
A rubber latex thing you wear during sex so you don't get pregnant.
Son: Dad, I got my gf pregnant, what do I do, she wants to keep it.
Dad: SOn, it's time I had a talk about the value of condoms, though your face should have been one to begin with.
Son: Uh, nevermind.
Condoms are the best way to protect yourself against sexually transmitted infections (STIs) and unwanted pregnancy. Condoms are a barrier contraceptive made from latex rubber, a synthetic rubber called polyisoprene, or a very thin plastic called polyurethane.
Something that makes sucking hard.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want his firehose up her pussy.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want fussing children.
Woman: Did you bring the condom?
Man: Ohhhh i forgot it....
Woman: Well im not letting your ding dong up my pussy then...
Man: Fine.... I'll go run to the store.
Woman: While you're there, bye 20... Ive already put sex in my calendar for the rest of the month.
Man: got it!
A kidnapping device used on very young children. Can be considered also as murder.
Come in a variety of best suited to the *murderer* sorry, user.
Not very fool-proof and if in the wrong hands can lead to 18 years of regret and money-loss.
"Damn that condom"