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When you fly somewhere for a girl and get rejected.
Jake flew down to Miami to make love to Samantha and found out she just liked him as a friend. He clearly suffered from JetBlue Balls that weekend.
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When (normally males) wear brand new under wear,and the fuzz sticks to the testicles.
After a full day of Tyler wearing brand new underwear, he saw that ball lint was coming off of his testicles as he washed them because the new lint had stuck onto him throughout the day. Tons of black lint washed down the shower drain, because the underwear his mom had bought him were black.
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To play sports like a Jew
Lacking all athletic ability
To shoot air balls only to fall on your face
Alex shot a Brody Ball from the three point line and lost the game for us. We were all pissed at him and Jew'd him out of our beer.
That jew was so bad, it was 45 minutes of Brody Ball
That fucker threw a damn Brody Ball. Jew you think I'm joking?
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for a man to wear his pants/shorts without any unserwear on
because it was free ball friday, he did not wear underwear.
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Stainless Steel Drink Coolers for Whiskey, which profits go towards men's testicular cancer research.
Originalbos.com, Balls of Steel.
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driving balls is the result of (a male) driving a motorised vehicle for a prolonged period of time. this leads to the guys balls slipping uncomfortably between his legs in a squashing scenario. the only known cure is repeated readjustment of the balls.
brian endured the purest case of driving balls during his 7 hour drive from southampton to glasgow.
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