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Def 1. God as a Cellist.
Def 2. Jacqueline Du Pre was the best friken cello player there ever was and Yo Yo Ma wishes he is as good as she was. Jacqueline started playing at a very young age, her career taking off when she first played the Elgar Concerto at the age of 17. The piece is remembered by her recording. Jacqueline's career however was cut short when she was diagnosed with MS at 26, and eventually couldn't play cello by her early 30s. Is that the saddest thing you ever heard???
- Yo Yo Ma? No no, forget that. This beautiful sound you hear is Jacqueline Du Pre.
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1.) A woman that will grouse around-the-clock about her not being married or engaged to her purported significant other.
2.) A woman that complains about not being in egaged and talks about wedding arrangements non-stop.
3.) Kind of like a BrideZilla only worst becasue the nagging is usually directed toward the suspected suitor.
A: Wanna get married?
E: Ummm..... No
2 minutes later
A: How about now?
E: Yeah I'm gonna have to answer with "No" for a $100
5 minute later
A: I've started Picking out the colors and making the invite list for the guest to OUR wedding.
E: I could have sworn I said No....
A: I don't care what you have said. YOUR going to Marry me! ROAR!!!!!!
E: Oh no! Here comes Pre-affiance-Zilla crushing buildings and spiting fire.... "Save us Astroboy"
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Farts you have right before taking a righteous dump. Release with extreme caution for you might find you have more than a fart hanging about in your pants. See shart
More commonly used just as pre-loaf.
This pre-loaf is making my underpants warm!
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December 23, the day before Christmas Eve. It's AKA Christmas Eve Eve and other names.
The stores and malls are open real late tonight because today is Pre Christmas Eve and last minute holiday shopping is a hectic crazy mess. If you don't need to go out tonight then STAY HOME. Merry Christmas.
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A Pre-Order Relationship is a relationship which you and your significant other aren't really dating until a certain time or scheduled.
Yeah Elizabeth and I have that Pre-Order Relationship. How long until your Pre-Order relationship deadline.
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When the mayor of your city acts like he still should be in diapers. Indicative behavior includes stealing ideas from others and crediting them as your own, and riding the coattails of others (especially successful sports teams).
"Dude, look at our pre-pubescent mayor, he will do anything to get his face on the news"
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A young white male, usually around middle school, Who exhibits traits usually known only to the common street negro such as a limp penguin walk and a lack of desire to work.. They can be identified by their abnormally huge clothes and baseball hats. while to the common eye this can be observed as "gay" this is actually forward thinking on their parents part who buy them clothes that they will eventually grow into and wear for years. If you feel like telling a PTG off just wait a few years as they will bag your groceries in the near future.
Guy 1: Yo, I saw some pre-teen gangsters at the mall today.
Guy 2: Ha!
Guy 1: That's what I said. It made them cry.
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