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When you want a 3 min relationship with a person
Guy- hay girl i want that maruchan kind of relationship
Girl- it'll be $50
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A type of relationship where the man is a virgin or has little in the way of sexual experiences and the woman is not a virgin and may have had a lot of sexual experiences when the relationship started. To the man the thought of all those pecker having been in her pussy is a sexual turn own. It is also called a vmff relationship.
John is in a virgin male fucked female relationship.
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noun:
the way in which two or more concepts, objects, or people are connected, or the state of being connected : the study will assess the relationship between and get back to you. After we agree on this definition, or at least to post it.
• in risk of extinction: like the dodo bird.
• a state of, mild, hot, and spicy, with ranch on the side.
• the state of being connected by blood or marriage : they can trace that shit.
• a mutual understanding of frequent sex, this must include sober sex, morning noon and night: wow we had sex today at noon and last night after drinking - I think we had sex last night? but we defiantly did at noon and the other morning, twice.
• the way in which two or more people or organizations regard and behave toward each other : the landlord–tenant relationship | she was proud of her good relationship with the household and likes ranch.
• you have a drawer at the other residence that you have been staying at: the contents are know by you and possibly the other party but you have a drawer.
• an emotional and sexual association between two people : she would consider being invited to Las Vegas, or the Strip Club, and can except or decline.
relationship | rila˙a sh en, sh ip|
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relationship
noun:
1) evidence of their relationship no walk of shame, she/he has different clothing on when leaving in the morning, affinity, they understand who is picking up the tab, they are not having abc sex, or married.
2) they drunk text and dial each other, strange but excepted.
3) i think one of them did a relationship once and knows, maybe?
4) wow! how do you get into something you understand – you don’t (read frequent)
DERIVATIVES
Relation•shit•less adjective
1) the end of their relationship romance, (love) affair, love, liaison, amour, partnership.
2) it never happened, any of it, (love) affair, even if you did get a free dinner.
3) the toothbrush dose not count, nor the box of tampons or other crap left, even if you thought it was for you, they are items that any on could use, see having a drawer (you items).
4) was I tagged, shit!
The ace in the hole comeback, one so powerful that not only does it tear apart friendships but also tears holes through space and time.
Billy: "Johnny, UR MOM GAY"
Johnny: "oh yeah well UR MOM AND DAD HAVE A HEALTHY AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP!
*Billy begins to cry as the the earth explodes like the death star*
a) a synonym phrase for "there are two sides (or more) to every story"
b) (forensic/criminal investigations, often used sarcastically): if you can't see the evidence, it doesn't mean it doesn't or can't exist.
c) (legal system): assuming that the defendant is not so severely mentally ill that even medications won't help, there is/should be/must be a motive to every crime.
d) a phrase meaning, everybody involved in the judicial system has their own motivations for acting the way they do.
based on the definitions above, especially definition d) CNN features a show called Death Row Stories because some prosecutors still need to learn what the phrase men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper means.
To be involved with someone for an extended amount of time. To conceive children with this person. No legal commitment has been made.
I am in a relationship and have kids with someone but not engaged or married to this person.
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The guy I was dating didn't have a fat meaty dongle. That's what it means. In a poll of 100 women who have cheated on their boyfriends; this will be their response to the question "why did you cheat?" 100% of the time.
Some guy "Have you ever cheated on your boyfriend?"
Some chick "Yes"
Some guy "Why did you cheat?"
Some chick "Umm... I just felt like I wasn't getting enough out of the relationship."
Some guy "And what do you mean by that?"
Some chick "What I mean is that I was dating a guy and then I met a different guy who had a fat cock. I wanted the fat cock inside of me so I let him jam it inside of me."
Some guy "So then why didn't say that instead of your initial answer?"
Some chick"Because I don't want people to think I'm a piece of shit."
Some guy "Is that what a piece of shit would do?"
Some chick "......"
Some guy "Because if you're initial answer is just 'femanese' for your actual answer, then you look like a piece of shit either way. Like... It's a direct translation."
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