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sex is math
+ the girl
- the clothes
÷ the legs
and hope you don't multiply
sex
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What appears in the 'related words' section if you type ANYTHING in the Urban Dictionary.
Male Kid 1: Hey, lets search up random things in the Urban Dictionary
Female Kid 1: Sure, search up star wars
Male Kid 1: *searches up star wars in the UD* hey look whats in the related words section
Female Kid 1: What
Male Kid 1: sex
*both stick their tongues out in disgust*
Female Kid 1: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU DO THIIIIIIISSSSS
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You would probably regret looking this up to get horny from definitions. I might also regret writing this
Get off the Urban Dictionary now if you're looking up sex
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When a man sticks his sex organ into a woman’s vagina to make babies or just for pure pleasure
You don’t get any sex you’re fugly
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Jessie was over her crushes house and before she knew it she was giving him a blowjob. After his dick was hard she sat on top of him and rode him for hours. After they were done having sex, he ate her pussy. After all the excitement they woke up and Jessie could barley walk from all the sex but she had the time of her life.
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The most popular thing on earth.
Brittany sat next to jake while they were in a room alone. What Brittany didn’t know was that jake had a massive crush on her. They talked casually but suddenly they locked eyes... jake leaned in and they started kissing while he moved his hands down to her waist. Then he started slipping his fingers in her pants. They kept kissing and her went into her panties and started fingering her sexy pussy. He went in and out with his finger. They stopped kissing and she moaned. He went in and out faster and faster then she cummed all over his hands next she slid his hands down his pants and starting rubbing him. She rubbed until he cummed to. She got up and started undressing herself then she got on him all naked and started taking his clothes off. Once they were both undressed she made him lay down on the floor then she got on him and rode him till she orgasmed. They switched and kept this up for a man hour. Then on before their last on they did 69 and she got on the floor and he went in and out slowly and little by little she got so horny and she wanted more and he suddenly thrust his dick in all at once and they both immediately orgasmed she screamed oh duck harder!! Then they got dressed and walked home both happy and panting. They are now married and pride themselves on the fact that they always do this and they say they have the best sex ever.
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