Shaking hands with the bishop

A person of the male gender masturbating.

Dude!!! He got caught by his mom shaking hands with the bishop!!!

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shake your ears

A Shakespearean insult from Twelfth Night. It's basically "Go F*** Yourself" in archaic English.

Act 2, Scene 3, Line 124: Maria: Go shake your ears!

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Wisconsin Truffle Shake

A modern-day interpretation/improvement of the standard blumpkin.

This includes:
1.Taking a shit.
2.Recieving oral fellatio.
3.Chain smoking a joint.
4.Talking on the phone with the Dean of Science at Harvard about the insufficient amount of evidence in the recent experiments disproving the theory of evolution.

5.Playing COD.
6.Sniffing a line off the girls tité.
7.Toeing a girl.
8.Analyzing Einstein's theory about quantum physics and photoelctrons’ effect on energy inupt/output.
9.Drinking hat with Jack Daniels.
10.Listening to Bethoven No. 7 Symphony, A minor.
11.Double boges behind thou ears.
12.Watching an educational TV program about the lifestyles of a fajet.

Minister: As the Minister of Education I believe that we should modernize our sexual education curriculum to include the concepts of contraception, abortion and, of course, the Wisconsin Truffle Shake.

Gym Teacher: I agree! We need to educate our children about the new modern culture. And how FUCKED those Wisconsin people are.

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shake her noggin

When you shake a girls head furiously on your dick or while she's sucking it

J: Yo, did you shake her noggin last night
D: Hell yeah
J: Damnn could she breath

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Memphis Milk Shake

To engage in a Memphis Milk Shake is to titty-fuck a lactating woman.

I wanna give that MILF a Memphis Milk Shake!

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shake hands with the French

unfortunate incident of piercing toilet paper with your middle finger while wiping yo ass

sniff my finger, i had to shake hands with the french

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Shake n Bake

A one pot method of cooking methamphetamine. Called Shake n Bake because you have to 'shake' the bottle to get the reaction going. Shake uses anhydrous ammonia in the place of red phosphorus to extract methamphetamine from ephedrine by way of a chemical reaction when mixed with lithium. Originally used as a cut for P2P and red phos dope.

Anyone with a little instruction can do a Shake n Bake cook.

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