short bus

A small shuttle bus used to transport lesser known VIPs not important enouph to merit a limousine service.

On Parliament Hill in Ottawa the lesser known politicians travel around by short bus.

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short-fingered vulgarian

white-supremacist septuagenarian fucktard whose early-morning defecations are accompanied by spewings of Hitlerian hate speech via Twitter Rage; see Donald J. Trump; also: assclown; Republican

Donald J. Trump is the proto-typical short-fingered vulgarian.

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Short Stack

The sexual act of achieving an erection, then piercing said erection through multiple layers of pancakes until completely covered. Smothering pancakes in butter and warm syrup is optional, but highly recommended. The partner will then proceed to enjoy the delicious feast WITHOUT THE USE OF SHARP UTENSILS.

"Did Chris go home with that fat girl last night?"

"Yeah, I saw him taking the syrup to his room this morning. Must have been giving her the Short Stack."

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short eyes

prison jargon for porno material

"I'll trade you my P&J for your short eyes."

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Short Pants Friday

The day always falls on the first Friday in April (this is not negotiable). The weather does not matter, the day must go on!
One's ankles must be showing. What one chooses to wear to display their ankles is left entirely to the discretion of the individual. Eligible participants include anyone.

If the weather is still cold, it is meant to prove that hope will prevail regardless! For those who have the joy to already be frolicking through warmer days, it is meant for the simple joy of celebrating their fortune in that warmer weather.

Happy Short Pants Friday!

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electronic short Books

'electronic short Books' stand for 'sBOOKs'.

The 'electronic book', also 'eBOOK', is the digital version online of the printed version.

The 'electronic book' can be the full version or a short version of the original book publication. The 'sBOOKs' are also called 'short Books' or 'electronic short Books'.

For example the Advert: See it! Feel it! Hear it! Read it! electronic short BOOKs Online!

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catch your short

asking someone if you can have the last few drags off the cigerette they are smoking.

Oh now, let me catch your short.