Somalian shower

The act of dowsing oneself in axe body spray or similar brand. This is usually done as a replacement for a normal shower after exercising or after smoking.

Ahmed always takes a Somalian shower after gym class rather than washing off.

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Golden Shower

1) urinal sex

2)What Zeus did to Danaë in the greek mythology.
The only difference is, that Zeus actually impregnated her.

"He descended upon her in the form of a golden rain"

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contrast shower

The act of taking a shower with interchanging water temperature; going from very hot to very cold, rapidly. This can be repeated numerous times.

Typically done from hot to cold in attempts to wake up or "refresh" ones self, the action can also be reversed (cold to hot) prior to bed.

"Wanna get dinner?"

"Sure.. gimme ten minutes.. I just got back from the gym, gonna contrast shower real quick."

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Ralston Shower

To cover oneself in deodourant instead of showering.

You don't shower for 4 days, just Ralston shower.

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ploop shower

The toilet water that cleanses your buttocks while taking a, usually, exceptional crap.

I got a really nice ploop shower the other day after I ate that bean chalupa.

That ploop shower was so loud; I heard it from the other side of the house!

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Shower Ammo

Term used in referencing masturbation when describing a beautiful young lady because one may try and remember that particular person in order to pleasure thyself in the comfort and privacy of one's own shower. (noun or adjective)

Yo, check her out, that's some great shower ammo!

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Shower head

The only thing thatll ever get turned on and wet because of you :D

Parrott: wow you are soaked!
Chez: yea my one true love got wet on my face!
Parrott: who?
Chez: umm... my shower head

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