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Almost pooping yourself when you have diarrhea
I bent down to put away a box and started slipping liquid. I ran to the bathroom so fast with my butthole clenched!
When a person vomits on the floor (specifically tile or hardwood) and someone goes ahead and slips in it. This may also apply to diarrhea in those extreme cases.
Austyn -"Did Scott throw up??"
Liam- "Yeah and you should've seen Jack turn it into a hillbilly slip 'n slide, he was absolutely covered in it. Looked like a disabled baby dear wearing rollerblades."
Austyn- "Naaaaaastyyyyyy!"
A freudian slip as suggested by your keyboard suggestions or autocorrect
Guy 1: I was texting this girl and when I typed "We should" my keyboard suggested I put "fuck" even tho we hadn't hooked up yet
Guy 2: Oh damn, the ol' freudian auto-slip
When someone accidentally flashes thier asshole to everyone. The equivalent of a nip-slip for the ass.
Dude when I bent over my pants ripped and everyone got a view of the stink slip.
When you make a Freudian slip through text or other forms of electronic non-verbal communication.
Person A: I have a few questions. Will the anime know what happened after it's dead?
Will the people know what happened to the food they ate after their dead?
in 100 years will anyone know or remember the anime or what happened?
What the hell are u fighting for
Vegan: anime?
Person A: animal* sorry autocorrection.
Vegan: looool you text about anime so much that your gboard had to adapt
Everyone: dude he watches anime that's basically half-naked cartoons who usually look 7 but 20k in the lore
Person A: why did I let my Iphone get white and sticky after watching anime and make this technological Freudian slip
When you take your own or a sexual partners log of shit and use it as lubricant
Oh damn Jamie got the Jamaican Slip 😯
When she is is wet you slide right in without needing to lube it up
Man she was a slip in slide last night after the movie