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The act of licking an enlarged hemroid.
My buddy got totally wasted and gave this fat chick a soggy speed bag.
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A gay typing test that is a annoying wrong judgement of your typing skills.
Blayney this standard speed test is crap!
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The act of singing a Slayer song perfectly, the speed, lyrics, and pitch correct. No one mortal being can do this, except for Tom Araya, who is superhuman.
Originally thought up by Johnny Qyxzzy
Slayer Fan 1: Hey dude, can you go at the speed of Tom Araya?
Slayer Fan 2: I wish! No one can, man.
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1. To procrastinate to the point of avoiding the thing completely
2. To do a job so badly nobody wants it, anyway.
Boss: What is this shit?
Employee: I was Speed Boat-ing...
Boss: You're fired!!!
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1) exceeding dsls and dial up at an exceedingly high rate.
2) having dsls and performing filatio at an excedingly high speed
Sharky's high speed dsl's left my shaft soft and flacid
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when a person goes out at midnight and goes streaking in a fast vehicle of some sort such as a bike, a rollerblades, a scooter, a skateboard or longboard, or a convertible
mark: hey do you want to go midnight speed streaking?
drew:sure, i love to feel a good breeze around my genitals
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A person with little to no taste in film quality. Commonly believe it is the best film, but could not be more wrong.
I pushed a speed racer fan off a bridge…thank god!
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