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its subtle bukkake baby. impress your friends.
"Hey Tim, what were you and the prepubescent Jap doin' in the bathroom.?" "Nothin' Ma, just playin' a little Book Hockey
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When your on Facebook after drinking and decide to leave messages on your friends walls that are stupid or embarrassing. Similar to drunk dialing your friends.
friend: So what did you do last night?
you: I drank half a bottle of vodka and faced-booked all my friends. I so don't want to log on today and see what I wrote.....
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A name or nickname used to define a person who loves to curl up with a book and read. Another name for a bookworm, or a Bibliophile.
She is such a Book Pussy. All she does is sit around all day and read!
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The act of male masterbation that can be used in polite conversation.
"Where is Mike?"
"He is at home writing a book."
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Most obnoxiously and overly weighted book on earth. Used to make students stressed and tired. Causes brain cancer.
My teacher gave me a new text book so I am dead.
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When one lives in a foreign country with a limited supply of books to read, and then is able to find more English books, thus ameliorating fears of running out of books to read. Oftentimes this is accompanied by a feeling of guilt of the pervasiveness of globalization.
Thankfully I found that copy of Pride and Prejudice, it gave me book insurance.
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A term used by persons who are refreshingly unspoiled by conventional education to describe literate individuals.
Beggar approaches person reading book On a public bench.
Beggar: Can you spare any change so I can buy some food.
Book Wanker: Here’s a sandwich and a public transport ticket
Beggar: How am I supposed to buy heroin with that, you Book Wanker?
In this case the illiterate beggar used the only insult he had in his very short lexicon.
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