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book hockey

its subtle bukkake baby. impress your friends.

"Hey Tim, what were you and the prepubescent Jap doin' in the bathroom.?" "Nothin' Ma, just playin' a little Book Hockey

by Jamison Bentley November 20, 2002

14πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Faced-book

When your on Facebook after drinking and decide to leave messages on your friends walls that are stupid or embarrassing. Similar to drunk dialing your friends.

friend: So what did you do last night?

you: I drank half a bottle of vodka and faced-booked all my friends. I so don't want to log on today and see what I wrote.....

by dj syndo February 21, 2009

7πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Book Pussy

A name or nickname used to define a person who loves to curl up with a book and read. Another name for a bookworm, or a Bibliophile.

She is such a Book Pussy. All she does is sit around all day and read!

by Scorpios Toe November 28, 2009

7πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


writing a book

The act of male masterbation that can be used in polite conversation.

"Where is Mike?"

"He is at home writing a book."

by Mmmmmthatsnice September 18, 2013

9πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Text book

Most obnoxiously and overly weighted book on earth. Used to make students stressed and tired. Causes brain cancer.

My teacher gave me a new text book so I am dead.

by LordBobiscuis October 6, 2014

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


book insurance

When one lives in a foreign country with a limited supply of books to read, and then is able to find more English books, thus ameliorating fears of running out of books to read. Oftentimes this is accompanied by a feeling of guilt of the pervasiveness of globalization.

Thankfully I found that copy of Pride and Prejudice, it gave me book insurance.

by ingrules December 11, 2009

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Book wanker

A term used by persons who are refreshingly unspoiled by conventional education to describe literate individuals.

Beggar approaches person reading book On a public bench.

Beggar: Can you spare any change so I can buy some food.
Book Wanker: Here’s a sandwich and a public transport ticket
Beggar: How am I supposed to buy heroin with that, you Book Wanker?

In this case the illiterate beggar used the only insult he had in his very short lexicon.

by Snootypants June 6, 2019

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž