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book hockey

its subtle bukkake baby. impress your friends.

"Hey Tim, what were you and the prepubescent Jap doin' in the bathroom.?" "Nothin' Ma, just playin' a little Book Hockey

by Jamison Bentley November 20, 2002

14๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Faced-book

When your on Facebook after drinking and decide to leave messages on your friends walls that are stupid or embarrassing. Similar to drunk dialing your friends.

friend: So what did you do last night?

you: I drank half a bottle of vodka and faced-booked all my friends. I so don't want to log on today and see what I wrote.....

by dj syndo February 21, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


writing a book

The act of male masterbation that can be used in polite conversation.

"Where is Mike?"

"He is at home writing a book."

by Mmmmmthatsnice September 18, 2013

10๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Book Pussy

A name or nickname used to define a person who loves to curl up with a book and read. Another name for a bookworm, or a Bibliophile.

She is such a Book Pussy. All she does is sit around all day and read!

by Scorpios Toe November 28, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Text book

Most obnoxiously and overly weighted book on earth. Used to make students stressed and tired. Causes brain cancer.

My teacher gave me a new text book so I am dead.

by LordBobiscuis October 6, 2014

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cookin by the book

Used to describe when something is or is not done in the correct manner.

Guy 1: I wanted to buy "Girls Gone Wild - Midget Edition" from Amazon but they want $89.99 for it

Guy 2: Dude, Amazon aren't cookin by the book.

by TheShinySuitMan December 16, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Book Model

Book Model

Book Model - A person that looks like a model on facebook, but is ugly in person.

Book Model

She looks like Tyra Banks on facebook, but in person she looks more like Carlton Banks.

by Bigg Budd June 26, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž