1) In any action movie or video game where a mook is killed in a manner that is stylish and unneccasarily flashy manner.
2) A killing made with a pistol in each hand.
From Hong Kong director John Woo whose trade marks are stylized violence and two fisted pistols.
You just got John Wooed
The cop in Reservoir Dogs was John Wooed.
He is a good type of a friend and the one that makes you think you wanna date him. His appearance may seem cold and distant, but as you get to know him, he is very clingy, caring, talkative, funny, and childish especially when no one's around. A type of a guy that tells his mom about you. He's a husband material. But also very toxic, inconsistent, and insensitive once you're in a relationship with him. You can spot his red flags during the talking stage. John Russel is hard to forget, he's too good in bed.
Please comeback to me, I still love u John Russel.
A random mf that was supposed to baby sit his friend's child and ended up killing both of them.
Mary: "Hey! Where are my children"
Charles: "john dickenson ate them bitches"
Mary: "im going to stab your butthole."
John Hodgman is a witty Yale-educated humorist known for his contributions to Apple's "Get a Mac" ads and as a Resident Expert for 'The Daily Show with Jon Stewart'. He plays the role of the PC in the 'get a mac' commercials, but in real life he is a mac user.
•He is the author of 'The Areas of My Expertise', which is a compendium of complete world knowledge (A.K.A. lies). Though he acknowleges they are in fact untrue, his quietly-convincing, deadpan humor style will make you think otherwise.
•He first started being a regular on TDS soon after he promoted his book on the show. He was invited back to be a contributor/correspondent.
•He is the host of an entertaining series called 'The Little Gray Book Lectures', which are humorous demonstrations, discussions, readings, songs, and presentations. He is accompanied by Jonathan Coulton, a talented singer/songwriter who is his friend and trubadour.
•He is a former professional literary agent; he worked for Bruce Campbell.
He later contributed to Mcsweeney's 'Ask a Professional Literary Agent'.
•He has appeared on 'This American Life' and made many contributions to them
•He plays the 'Deranged Millionaire' in They Might Be Giants' Venue Songs DVD
•His favorite words are 'that', 'is', and 'all'. I wonder why...
John Kellogg Hodgman generally kicks ass. Enough said.
Interviewer: "Has becoming an author made you more contemptuous of the lesser-beings in society, i.e. your readers?"
John Hodgman: "You would have to be an ass to ask such a question.
That is all."
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A woman infatuated and entirely obsessed with the "dark meat."
A dirty, dirty slut.
Anything can be made into a joke about John's mom.
Person1: I like hot dogs.
Person2: In John's mom!
Person1: This sucks!
Person2: Like John's mom.
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Scatman John used his stutter, which had haunted him since childhood, to his advantage to bring old school scatting to the mass market.
'scibty boo bapidipi damow bing bang booti pi doopi'
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A school full of overconfident, rich, white people who think they run shit.
See those people over there. They’re from John Champe so we can’t fuck with them.
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