trinity church

an iconic church that even people who don't believe in the lord should go to because life is lit

jesus: damnnnnn look at all of those trinity church hoes!

lingual church

part of the global church that speaks the same language

A lingual church in Sudan may work from English, Arabic, and Sudanese Arabic to translate the Bible into their own language.

Church steeple

Used to describe the tight spread of thighs of a girl with a tight vagina

Check the spread on her, looks like a church steeple

Green Church

Slang for Bunnings Warehouse, an Australian hardware store chain.

You got any cable ties?

Nah, might have to duck down the Green Church. Need a new screwdriver anyway.

The Church of the Night Time Cat

The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).

Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"

Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"

Haunting the Church

When a guy ejaculates in a girl, sending his holy ghosts to haunt her sacred place.

After a girls had sex, her "church" is likely to be "haunted" for a short time after and it's not advised for anyone else to go poking around unless they are super brave.

Haunting the Church:

Bro 1: "Hailey just gave me the eye, I think we're going to go back to mine for some 2 person push-ups."

Bro 2: "Easy there Bill Murray, she was doing some gland-to-gland combat with her ex at pre drinks. That church is haunted for sure."

Bro 1: "Sounds like mass will be in the Rectory tonight."

Bro 2: "Spooky..."

The Horse Church

A name given to a group of NSFW people who have come together to shit post and roast each other. In the end they are fantastic friends.

Person 1: Annnddd, horse cock!
Person 2: Fuck, he's at it again.
Person 1: Eat my ass bitch.
Person 3: Yo, anyways Eminem just dropped a new album.
Person 1: Annnddd...
Person 2: Fuck off! *Mutes chat*
Person 4: WTF!
Person 1: Welcome to The Horse Church!