Church steeple

Used to describe the tight spread of thighs of a girl with a tight vagina

Check the spread on her, looks like a church steeple

Green Church

Slang for Bunnings Warehouse, an Australian hardware store chain.

You got any cable ties?

Nah, might have to duck down the Green Church. Need a new screwdriver anyway.

Church Slider

A fart in church that usually done for the intention of spicing up a rather boring situation.

I did a lil church slider because it was boring AF in there.

Church Penis

Someone who is possession of a Fila fanny pack. He often falls asleep in church. He is seen as a librarian hoe, a toe sucker, and a bitch.

Jacob is a church penis.

The church arch

The spread between a women’s fine cunt

I zuffled the church arch

behind the church

A Metaphor for Anal

Me and my Girlfriend took it behind the church yesterday.

The Church of the Night Time Cat

The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).

Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"

Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"