To be stingy and horde ones personal belongings, usually pertaining to Jew gold.
Don't ask Mario for a cookie, he jew hordes his.
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A term commonly known to refer to taylor niffons (noahs girlfriend) vagina as a reference to how jews use it for sexual pleasure. A nashvillian rabbi blessed taylors vagina to make it kosher so all of the jews can eat it.
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A person related to Adolf Hitler in stature and character
Jill is a real cottonball Jew. She don't even care for human life forms
A note written on your arm or hand in lack of nearby paper to write on. So called because of the practice of tattooing prisoner numbers onto wrists in Nazi concentration camps.
Alternatively, the jew note can be used as a memory aid.
Sheiße! I shouldn't have used the permanent marker to write my jew note of groceries yesterday, it will look like I'm trying to cheat on the exam today.
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Someone who frequently and/or excitedly refers other people to a sign up for a service that a company provides in order to get a bonus.
My referral Jew friend sent me a link to sign up for Dropbox and now we both got an extra 250MB of space, yo!
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A common discord status misspelling that often confuses people wether it is “Jew Time” or “Jew Tame.”
Hey Aria, its Jew Tame!!! Oh wait, you just misspelled Jew Time.
A religious Jew. Male hard Jews are usually identifiable by wearing a yarmulke, peas (long strands of hair framing the face) and or tzitzit (white string like things hanging by the waist). Female hard Jews can usually be seen wearing long skirts and long sleeve shirts all year round, and or wigs. They usually practice a lot of Jewish customs, go to synogauge regularly and celebrate all the holidays.
“My family wants me to find a nice Jewish boy but I’m not a hard jew so I don’t think anyone would be interested.”