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it walks upright,Rapes at will,and has an astounding genitalia. goes after anyone not wearing pants. reports have been filed about the bfpm (butt fuck panda man) or Anal Beast of Michigan that he has been seen mostly around the metro Detroit area.
Brett: is Dan at school today?
Aimee:No man, he had a late night with the Butt Fuck Panda Man.
Brett: Wowee! he got corn holed by the butt fuck panda man! poor guy.
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Adding a Flaming Dr. Pepper to a Panda Bear Fight. Irish Car Bomb + Jagerbomb + Sake Bomb + Flaming Dr. Pepper.
Let's do a Red Panda Bear Fight. Tonight needs to get weird.
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The narwhal penatration panda cuddle is most commenly refered to as the last and missing page of the kama sutra. This being the case few know the proper stance though many improvise taking on the characteristics of both a narwhal and a panda. Supposedly there is one known master of the legendary technique. It is said that this young indian jew first found her love for the position when she accedentally fell into it while trying to wade through a rockus party.
Me: "Dude that girl priya, her favorite position is the narwhal penetration-panda cuddle"
Friend: "NICEE!"
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The "back hander slander panda" is most commonly known as a sex position. Involved is preferably two males and one female, with one male performing oral sex to the female, with the male laying on his back and the female ontop while recieving anal from the second male. The second males ball would then be slapping or 'back handing' the first male on the chin.
(Male 1)Tom: Hey Lachy do you want to back hander slander panda Sophie tonight?
(Male 2)Lachy: Sure tom, I am keen.
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Alpha Panda Haqib Shakib is an adjective used to describe people who are the most sensitive, pretentious and as vulnerable as a panda. Known to be the most weirdest person when interacting with girls. This person is also the CEO of Panda Fighting Club.
Guy 1 - "Dude, so I was watching over a conversation in a chat and this one guy kept backbiting about me to a girl he has barely ever talked with!"
Guy 2 - "It is highly possible that that person was an Alpha Panda Haqib Shakib."
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Having the faculties impaired by alcohol in a manner characterized by memory loss. In such a state, the movie Kung Fu Panda could be watched and none of the plot or characters would be recognizable afterwards.
"That's because you were Kung Fu Panda drunk."
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A prank performed during oral sex. The male recipient ejaculates up the eye of the individual performing the act upon him. This usually leads to much enjoyment and laughter between the two m&m's.
I really regret letting him do the cross eyed panda... I forgot I had ran out of my eye drops.
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