Piece of Cake

Any amount of money available or desired!

Look at that rich bastard driving his fat BMW!
I want a piece of cake, too!

I need to get rich under all circumstances!
I gonna cut me a piece of cake!

That robbery was successful. Man, give me my piece of cake!

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Piece of Sex

To be at the epitome of sex-tacularness and no one will ever hurt you cause you are a piece of sex you brilliant shining god.

Chocolate man: "Cripple boy is a piece of sex"
Chocolate lady: "Yeah he is such a great person"
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Huge intimidating black guy: "Hows that ass feel?"
(hearty slap on the ass)
Terrified white girley-man: "You are a real piece of sex, you know."

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2 piece

a type of hit when someone tries u

dat git keep tryin me im bout to hit him wit a 2 piece

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piece of crap

I can't believe there isn't a definition of this already.

It's quite amazing, really.

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jesus piece

meaning: the signature firearm in a gangbanger's collection of firearms. typically, the jesus piece is a high caliber handgun adorned with engraving, encrusted jewels, or other decorations.

i was rollin wit da jesus piece up under da car seat.

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Piece of Meat

Synonymous with meat head, when referring to someone as a piece of meat, you're basically calling them doing looking or not mentally there, however physically buff to the extreme. They are exclusively male and don't usually tend to have a lot going on upstairs, and, when spoken to, tend to respond with mere grunts.
If someone is in a relationship with a piece of meat, they aren't in it because of their great personality, as they do not possess one. Instead, they are with them because they are:
1. Desperate,
2. Horny, or
3. Pregnant.
Contrary to science's claims about the missing link, it disproves the theory that man evolved from apes, but that man is actively evolving into apes, as people no longer have to be likeable to mate and instead just have to have something between their legs.

Danny: Who's that?
Tabitha: Him? That's so-and-so's boyfriend .
Danny: Really?
Tabitha: Yeah! She says that he's quite the man.
Danny: Honestly? He just looks like a piece of meat to me.

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ten piece

$10 worth of Marijuana. Usually between 1-2 grams. Also known as a dime.

Yo man, I'm picking up a ten piece after school

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