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The list of chicks in your head that you wack off too.
That chick has a great ass, im adding her to my "Wank Bank"
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to masturbate while replicating the actions and motion of intercourse, for example by thrusting against a rolled-up pillow.
i saw Thatcher on tv the other day, and had to rush upstairs for a fuck wank.
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To cry and wank at the same time.
You broke my heart you bitch! I'll be having an emo wank tonight.
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The act of self-strangulation in both the literal and metaphoric sense - i.e. one hand strangling the neck, the other strangling the penis.
Can you come over to my place later? I want to have an asphyxi-wank, but I'll need someone to make sure I don't kill myself.
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The act of having a wank, and calling your mum just before coming. Then coming, and cleaning up before she walks into your room.
Ray: Alright kiddo, what'd you do last night?
Steve: I thought I'd have a danger wank, but I didn't clean up in time, and my mum saw my todger..
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Literal meaning : to take a w'hole'y satisfying and long lasting wank.
Actual meaning : a matter of far less consequence than it is made out to be.
penelope : Hey Sal! Did u hear?? Tori's back!! Guess its like they say...once u go black you never go back!
penguin man : Awww cmon man!! Now hes gonna know I told u he watches Tori Black porn!
penelope : So what?? BIG WANK!
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The act of masturbating oneself into a near coma. Blood wanks occur as a result of massive sexual frustration and unobtainable relief. Hordes of comic book collectors have drawn blood in frenzied orgies of embittered masturbation on an almost daily basis. The only way to cure a blood wanker is take him to a brothel and get him everything he needs.
"Have you read the latest issue of 2000AD?"
"Not had time. Serious blood wank week."
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