A mix between a duck face and smile... while keeping your lips pursed. Expert level facial pose.
Man... did you see that girls recent on Insta, she had such a Hector Face
sending pictures of your face back and forth on snapchat without having a conversation.
"cba to reply to all these snapchats, they're all just face ping pong"
"She's always on her phone, face ping ponging people"
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a disease in which it looks like you've been slapped in the face many times and itches
the corner girl had slap-faced disease
The gross over-modification of the face through either piercings, plastic surgery, tattooing, or some combination that completely changes the appearance.
She used to be such a beautiful model until she junked up her face with fake lips, plastic skin, and enough piercings to make a biker blush.
Giving a girl a facial and then proceeding to shake your unwashed hair over her. Dandruff sticks to the sperm covered areas as a result
"Jess is so freaky! She let me give her a face flurry so good it looked like she's been living in a snow globe"
"I gave my girl a face flurry so thick the superintendent had to close school for it!!
A face mask generally used on specimens with underdeveloped jaw lines. Generally the rare disease leaves victims with only two planes of sight. This means they can only see in 2D or in 1D. Just think, the original Super Mario Brothers for the NES had a better graphics system than the system that these people see in their everyday lives. I can't describe how I feel about this indistinct disease, it's one of the most minimally understood disease. People that suffer from octagonal synthetic face mask disorder generally do not live for much more than thirty years.
Superman was once thought to have octagonal synthetic face mask disorder.
When something is so stupid that you go back in time to punch the Hiroshima bomb with your face.
Ryan: Lying people are the most honest.
Sam: *Face Hiroshimas*
Ryan: ...WTF!!!!!????