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A universe where baby's are bombs.
I hope your baby isn't from the Nukular Baby (BB) universe.
Friend 1: Yo have you seen baby toof?
Friend 2: He went to take a smash like 40 mins ago
Something only pewdiepie will drink
Hunter:Ok mission 17 to find baby yoda
Chef:FIND BABY YODA RIGHT NOW,THAT BABY YODA SMOOTHIE ISNT GONNA MAKE IT SELF
makes baby mix for the baby oven
lets make a baby with your baby mixer
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A child born from semen leaking from a woman's anal creampie into her vagina causing impregnation. Generally unplanned.
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A dumb asshole presumed to be the offspring created through definition #1.
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Someone who can't handle situations where drinking is involved because they have no self-control.
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Person 1: Did you hear Erika got pregnant?
Person 2: I thought she only takes it up the ass?
Person 1: Yup...dribble baby, yo.
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"Man, fuck John...fucking dribble baby."
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"Did you invite Freddy? I hope not because that dude is a dribble baby."
Baby’s Fate Fiesta can be thought of a sort-of pre-gender reveal party (in certain circumstances)
The purpose of the party is for expecting mothers and fathers to host their friends and family and either pop a balloon or light a firework or some other incendiary device that will reveal either black or white smoke. White smoke indicates to guests that the parents plan to keep the baby to term while black smoke reveals to guests that the parents plan to terminate the pregnancy.
After the baby’s fate has been “revealed guest partake in various games and enjoy cake.
Steve: Hey are you coming to Tom and Jennifer’s party this weekend? They’re having there baby’s fate fiesta and it should be a blast!
John: Yeah! I’ll be there I just hope to see white smoke because the last two times they host a party it’s been black smoke.
Steve: Yeah, me too. And they always have great cake. It’d be cool. If they‘re baby would be able to try it some day.