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The cock is a metaphorical term for a hard penis
You think she likes the cock that girl loves the cock
Another word for penis.
"Johnny got kicked in the pee-cock at school again."
When a woman (*or man if you’re into that shit*) puts raw crabmeat and old bay on their lovers cock then gives him a blowjob while moisturizing his cock with said crabmeat and old bay until he cums.
Man: Did you hear? Bobbie’s Wife made him a Maryland Cock Sucker
The act of a woman (*or a man if you’re into that shit*) taking raw crabmeat and old bay and massaging a man’s penis with his/her hands while sucking said dick.
Man: y’all hear about Bobbie’s wife?
Man 2: no, what about her?
Man: he got a good ole Maryland Cock Sucker last night.
A retarded or spastic prostitute who loves cock.
That fucking spastic whore is a real cock mongers
A large holy relic given to this land by the gods. Because of it’s ancient power, those touched by the great relic are given pleasure beyond their greatest belief. This staff of the hods was created to maintain peace and order throughout Kamari’s life of sexual tensions. Through the usage of this relic, children are always born to optimum standards and the children are horribly behaved, so much so that the first child of this relics seed that will he born in time will become something so great, the gods will bless them with their power and grace.
In short, kamari’s cock is a item that can only be used by the great lord kamari and noone else. The relic was cursed to be used only by females
- Jesus
This relic is so powerful, words can’t even begin to describe its valor, only emotions can do so. It’s astounding! A relic of ancient power and valor
Damn kamari’s cock is so holy!