A place full of rats and schemers and toads.
"THE LEADER OF THE VERN NATION IS FULL OF RATS AND SCHEMERS AND TOADS BRO!" -Brent, AKA King of Skill
February 10th: A official holiday where you can fart on any gingers face doesn’t matter which one
Jack: yo what day is it today ?
Zues: bro it’s February 10th national fart on a gingers face day
Jack: BROOO LETS GET THE GANG LETS FIND THESE GINGERS !
Today is September 9th, that means its national bucket hat day! Wear your favorite bucket hat
Guy 1: Yo its National Bucket Hat Day man.
Guy 2: Damn man, guess I have to wear my bucket hat!
Guy 1: Damn right.
National punch Izzy day is when
You punch an Izzy on September 15th
Hi Izzy!
What do you want?
…
Ow!!
What was that for?
It’s NATIONAL PUNCH IZZY DAY! :D
August 12th A day to appreciate your gender fluid best friend(s)!
Happy National Gender Fluid Best Friend day!
July 1st is national give someone named Julia a gift!! Make them smile and really go all out
X: hi julia
Julia: you know what day it is!!
X: national give a gift to julia's day
X: here you go!!
May 1st is the day where you must shit one self profusely, up until the point where your pants are overflowing with shit.
1: Hey are your pants filled with shit too, since its National Shit Yourself Day?
2: Yeah, man what about you?
1: It's a river down there