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A way to ask someone for cyber sex. Usually used in this form for humor to make fun of those that actually DO have cyber sex.
"Zomg R U 4 sexes chat?"
"lolerskates! no wai nerd!"
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A more wordy form of "Go fuck yourself."
Man 1: "You smell like a used cum sock"
Man 2: "How bout you go sex your own body"
A sexual fastasy that Britney Spears Has about being a sex slave. She calls all her boyfriends,"Master". She wants them to flog her if she doesn't perform good enough sexually for them or if her orgasms don't cum hard enough. That is where she got the idea for her song,"I'm a slave 4 U".
There are rumors that she is planing to start a sex slave colony complete with auction block and whiping post ect. So that her and people like her can live out there sex slve fantasies some playing the part of sex slaves and others playing the part of there masters.
I wish I cound make Britney Spears' sex slave fantasy a reality.
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June 9th. be as horny as you like and nobody can judge you?
in honor of zuc
Holy shit it's national sex penis day, its the greatest time of the year!
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"No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class", is a way of denouncing the hypocritical predominant attitude against women´s sexual rights and prejudices, manifested on a regular basis through policy and social discrimination.
A: "Why the rejection by the Food and Drug Administration advisory panel of a female version of Viagra for women with low libido?"
B: Simple... "No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class."
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The act of freezing your cock in liquid nitrogen, breaking off a piece, and giving it to your partner to suck on. This is a one time use.
"Well, honey, today's my last day to live. Wanna try the Kit Kat Bar (sex move)?"
"*CRUNCH* hahahahaha it's numb so I can't feel it hahahahaha"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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National Violent Gay Sex Day is on september 25th
My favorite national holiday is National Violent Gay Sex Day
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