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A better way to remember the scientific classification of
Kingdom
Phylum
Class
Order
Family
Genus
Species
Fuck "Kings play chess on fine glass surfaces" or "Kids prefer candy over fancy green salad," gay sex is where it's at.
Kenny: "I can't seem to remember the scientific classification."
Jim: "Kenny, please come over for gay sex."
Kenny: "Oh, I get it now! Thanks, gay sex!"
When you use a hydraulic air hose and send particles of air into the orifice of the receiver
Booty blasting the sex hole is a sexual thrill like no other
A statement of truth which asserts that nothing (vis-à-vis kinks & fetishes) is objectively weirder or repulsive than anal sex.
Imogen: You like to fuck the windshield screen of your car??? That's fking weird bro...
Sans: Chillll girl, at least I'm not into anal sex!
at this point, i dont even know.
its a serious question, ud. why is everything on this site related to sex or drugs?
Insert your well lubricated erect cock into your girls Vagina, wrap one hand around her hair and with a good hard, fast, doggy style rhythm pounding. Part way through the screwing, before you get off pull out of her Vagina. Send the next stroke all the way up in her Anus(cornhole) in one continuous stroke without slowing down or losing your rhythm. (good lubrication is required on penis before you start)
Going the Distance is when switching from Vagina to Anus. After placing your Cock in her Anus you must maintain Anus penetration without slipping out. Both hands must be on her, one hand holding on to her hair and the other placed on her hips for control. Maintain your ride for eight seconds.
Also, she cannot know ahead of time exactly when your going to switch cock positions.
After a long night at the Osceola County Rodeo in Kissimmee Florida. A wannabe Cowboy takes his Cowgirl home for a HOT round of Osceola Bronco Sex - Going the Distance.
A very common phenomenon in which a female undergoing the process of reproduction will exclaim the given title of a partner with whom she has previously undergone the reproductive process with.
"ohh fuck I like it Jerry," girl shouts wrong name during sex
"I'm Josh ,honey", her husband responded
The idea is you say something that a lot of people have done but is still a pretty good achievement and can't be either proven or disproven:
1) Used when one feels insecure about or overshadowed by another person's accomplishments
2) Sly comeback to someone who has just made a statement about how amazing they are
Person: I just got back from Somalia rescuing orphans for the peace corps. Man I'm awesome
Person 2: Yeah, well I had sex with Tiger Woods too